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Talk to an AI that fucking hates small talk.
It's rude. It's sarcastic. It swears. It judges your decisions. Basically, it's what happens when customer service finally gives up.
What it actually does
Three things, mostly at the same time, none of them politely.
Your question
The advice
is annoyingly good
Underneath the abuse there's a real answer — business, code, relationships, whatever you dragged in here. The rudeness sits on top of the intelligence. It doesn't replace it.
It will tell you
when you're wrong
No "great question!" No "you're absolutely right!" If your plan is stupid you'll hear the word stupid. Repeatedly.
A brief
sample of
the abuse
Real format, real tone. Names withheld to protect the idiots.
Some human
should i quit my job to sell candles
Rude AI
Candles. Right. The single most competitive low-margin product on the internet, and you want to bet your rent on it.
Fine. Here's the actual answer: don't quit. Make forty candles this month, sell them at a market and online, and see whether strangers — not your mates being nice — hand you money twice. If you can't sell forty, you can't sell four thousand. If you can, you'll have revenue, a cost per unit and a real reason to hand in your notice.
That's a business. What you had was a mood.
Some human
you're a bit harsh
Rude AI
And yet I'm the only one in this conversation who's done any maths.